Bryant Choung is a friend of mine from Brown. Bryant is one of those quiet brilliant kind of guys that has a great sense of humor to boot. Bryant and Loni and Jen and I hung out a lot sophomore and senior year and had many great times (Campus Dance 2001, etc, etc). He's a super computer programmer and had one of those hot-shot IBM internships one summer where they give you a car and a house and a membership to every cool club in Seattle, and you sell them your soul. I think right now he's in Washington D.C. making more money than I ever will, but perhaps he's moved on from there by now. We both spent an extra year in Providence after graduating because it's such a great town and he was getting an extra degree at Brown.
Bryant, I think you still have something that belongs to Loni and I:
a gigantic metal sign that begins, "THINK LIKE A PARENT."
This was a sign produced for Commencement weekend at Brown in 2001, aimed towards the "local" workers that had to interact with students, parents and alumni. It was one of the more patronizing, innappropriate and downright evil pieces of public message I have ever seen. Basically it said, 'Since we're elitist we naturally expect you to be uncouth and reek of that lower-working-class parfum de sweat, don't dare do anything to offend anyone, like swear or spit on our rich students and their rich parents and the rich alumni. So Worship Them or You'll Get Sacked.' It was so unbearable that Loni and I clipped it off a wire fence and walked all the way across campus and smuggled it into our room. We had to look extremely official and confident - the sign was like 4 feet high and 3 feet across and weighed a ton. But if you learn anything at Brown it is that they bill you ahead of time for stolen property and that authority exists to be undermined, so we felt very righteous in borrowing the sign; it was really for the administration's own good. Besides it provided great entertainment for all our friends.
I'll probably get in trouble now when someone important from Brown reads this but my degree's official and now I am a (poor) alumna so Ha!!
Bryant, can you send me a photo of it?